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Theatre Producers "lying to sell tickets" Written by Noshing Mink Story written: 29 April 2007 Email this story Print this story Dame Shirley Porter before she became a Ghost Theatre producers are twisting reviewers' words and using them to sell tickets.

And now, Westminster City Council, that great bastion of justice and democracy, is taking action.Council leader, Conservative Battle Axe the Ghost of Dame Shirley Porter, said, in a voice from beyond the grave, "We are appalled at this outright crookedness.

For example, Sinatra was described in the Observer as having 'energy, razzmatazz and technical wizardry'.

The producers of the musical changed this to read 'energy, technical wizardry and razzmatazz'.

These people have got to know that there...

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