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Theatre Producers "lying to sell tickets" Written by Noshing Mink Story written: 29 April 2007 Email this story Print this story Dame Shirley Porter before she became a Ghost Theatre producers are twisting reviewers' words and using them to sell tickets.

And now, Westminster City Council, that great bastion of justice and democracy, is taking action.Council leader, Conservative Battle Axe the Ghost of Dame Shirley Porter, said, in a voice from beyond the grave, "We are appalled at this outright crookedness.

For example, Sinatra was described in the Observer as having 'energy, razzmatazz and technical wizardry'.

The producers of the musical changed this to read 'energy, technical wizardry and razzmatazz'.

These people have got to know that there...

... Dead workers remembered - News - Manchester Evening News Manchester Evening News Search: Site navigation Home News Sport Entertainment Lifestyle Jobs Property Motoring Community RSS Feed You are here: Home Submit Comments Friends and relatives pay their respects advertisement Dead workers remembered Dean Kirby 28/ 4/2007 FRIENDS and relatives of men and women killed doing their jobs came together in Manchester city centre to mark International Workers' Memorial Day.

They gathered in the Peace Gardens behind the town hall to remember the thousands who die each year because of work-related incidents and disease.

The shoes of some of those workers were placed on the ground at the foot of the city's Messenger of Peace sculpture, wreaths of purple and white flowers were laid and the names of those recently killed - including detective Stephen Oake - were read out.

A one minute's silence was also held to remember the de...